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[madamizell]

News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence

News in America: cannibal eats man's face

everybody has like a circle of friends that they talk to and skype with and have fun with on here and then there’s me just reblogging and making stupid text posts by myself

zarggg:

girl-detective:

Top 3 reasons why this is the best billboard you have ever seen in your entire life:

SUCCESS

Their phone number is the same digit repeated 7 times.

Man on the right=PERSONAL INJURY LAWYER WITH AN EYE PATCH

Eight eights, actually. The last digit in the area code is also an 8: 61-88888888